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Tania Derveaux supports net neutrality. That’s great, but the way she has chosen to demonstrate her support is a bit unique.

The basic idea: if you are a geek who supports net neutrality and are a virgin, Tania will have sex with you for free. I guess that solves one of your problems… There are some conditions for the offer: surprise buttsex is out (but apparently it’s okay if it isn’t a surprise), and she reserves the right to hurt your manhood badly if you were lying about a virgin or otherwise attempt to violate the terms of … service.

As I understand it, Tania’s “don’t stay virgin” campaign is a bit of a double-entendre response to Virgin Media’s “net neutrality is bollocks” comments a couple of weeks or so ago. Apparently Tania is a member of the NEE party in Belgium, which I guess is more of a political protest group than a political party. She previously made an equally unusual offer as part of her political campaign:

As I understand it, this advertisement campaign was in response to another political party’s apparently bogus claim to offer 400,000 new jobs as part of their strategy.

I must say that, as political promises go, Tania’s offerings certainly do get some attention. Well, at least from half the population…

I was browsing through my blog feeds today and came across a reference to Mary Carey, a well known porn star, who has decided she’d like to earn more for screwing people. Yes, that’s right, she’s decided to become a politician. She’s gathering signatures so that she can be listed on the next election for governor of California. I must say I like her campaign photo…

First I understand that she has to get 150,000 signatures so she can get on the California ballot- hopefully that works out. Then put yourself in the situation of the average Californian voter. Stuck with having to choose between Mary Carey, and Arnold Schwarzenegger…politics has never been so strange. It almost makes the idea of moving to California sound kind of fun…

UPDATE: apparently Mary isn’t the only porn actress to run for governor this year: Mimi Damayo is running for governor of Nevada. With luck the Americans will have a porn star as President in a few years…

Folks who visit my site regularly know that I have been following the career of Teresa Noreen for some months now. Just type “Teresa” in my search box here and you’ll see a half dozen or so postings about the Geek Goddess. She’s a busy woman, as the postings in her Myspace blog can attest to.

Teresa is now in the running for a photoshoot with Maxim magazine as part of the Cuervo Hot 101 Sweeps. Naturally, there are many lovely women standing in line for the same opportunity. But you can go to Maxim’s website and vote for {…Teresa…} your {…Teresa…} personal {…Teresa…} favorite, whomever that {…Teresa…} might happen {…Teresa…} to be.

Make sure you look carefully on the page for the best model to pick {…Teresa…}, whom you can identify via this helpful image:

Technorati Tags: Teresa Noreen, Antonia Bayle, Maxim

I visit the Tom’s Hardware site periodically for computer hardware reviews. But they’ve spun off some related sites recently, including one called “Den Guru” that focuses on home electronics.

Den Guru recently published their 2005 buyer’s guide that incorporates a new incentive for me to visit: lots of pictures of Teresa Noreen Yes, I know its sexist and male chauvinist and so on for me to say this, but I do find I’m more prone to scan through the product listing when there is the added bonus of potentially seeing Teresa in another outfit.

What I should do at this point is try to analyze what, exactly, Teresa has to do with home electronics. But hey, sometimes its just best not to think too much…

I previously posted about Teresa Noreen’s entry in the Antonia Bayle look-alike contest for EverQuest. She didn’t get selected, but it seems like Teresa’s modelling career didn’t suffer for the loss at all.

She’s modelling at (free registration required) a lot of car shows, and competing in and winning bikini contests.

Teresa has updated her own website and now has a presence on the “MySpace.com” community site. If you go to her homepage there and ask nicely, I believe she’ll put you on her mailing list.

Let’s see…a mailing list where I get links to revealing pictures of beautiful women and advance notice of upcoming bikini contests and the like. I guess that’s one kind of “spam” I don’t mind That said, two of my favorite photos of Teresa are ones that arguably involve the most clothing.

Sony and Stuff have announced the winner of the Antonia Bayle contest.

Anna Wainscoat wasn’t my choice- I felt Teresa Noreen was closer in appearance to the Queen of Qeynos and seemed more interested in EverQuest and its players, but…who knows? Anna bears at least a passing resemblance to Antonia, and maybe she actually gives a damn about the game. There’s an interview with her on Gamecloud that sort of implies she’s a console gamer and new to PC games…although it also implies she’s at least tried EQ2, so thats something.

In any case, congratulations to Anna Wainscoat, and my best wishes to her. Likewise to Teresa: thank you for competing, and best of everything in your future endeavours!

I have previously mentioned the contest to find a model to represent EQ2’s main heroine, Antonia Bayle. I also think I made my preference for the woman to represent the Queen of Qeynos fairly clear.

Well, the finalists have been announced, and Teresa Noreen has made it past the first hurdle. All five of the finalists are definitely attractive women, and several have a reasonable resemblance to Antonia Bayle. Only one of them appears to have actually played the game- Teresa. Teresa also made her own “Antonia” costume (the photo of which seems to have mysteriously disappeared from the Quest for Antonia site, although you can still see it on Teresa’s own site…perhaps others felt it was unfair competition?).

The likelihood of a hardcore EQ2 player ever making it to the finals in a “beauty” contest is incredibly small. This isn’t a slam against EQ2 players, male and female: we as a society just have a skewed idea of how common beauty really is, so to start with out of any 400,000 humans, there might only be 1,000 or so who are “beautiful”. Add to that the lifestyle of most hardcore EQ2 gamers, and that probably cuts the odds by a factor of 10. So, lets say 100 beautiful people play EQ2. How many are female, and how many have any interest in a beauty contest? Yeah…right.

As an aside- when I say “beautiful”, I’m talking pure physical beauty that is obvious in a photograph. Far more people are “beautiful” if you take any time to know them: their thoughts, the way they move, how they smile, the things they do for other people. And lots of people with purely physical beauty are “ugly” if you get to know them.

Teresa is not a hardcore EQ2 gamer, at least I doubt greatly that she is. But the fact that she has tried the game at all, and spent the time to become familiar enough with the Antonia character to create a convincing costume…well, that adds a bunch to my rating of her. I also like the fact that, unlike 3 out of 5 of the finalists, she at least pretends to be more interested in the gaming “culture” and EQ2 than in the chance to be on the cover of Stuff.

The winner will be announced on the weekend of August 12/13. Congratulations on making it to the finals, and good luck, Teresa!

Another strange thing about MMOGs is the fact that they have now spawned real world model searches. I’m not playing EverQuest 2 any more really, but this sort of got my attention.

Teresa Noreen has a striking resemblance to the in-game Antonia Bayle, and is a gaming girl (or “grrrl”) besides. She has a website of her own, and has a full fledged computer in her car…although I kind of get the impression her husband is actually the car nut: either that, or she is talking about herself in the third person. Unfortunately for the single male gamers out there, she’s already married. I can imagine her husband cackling gleefully as he took close up pictures of her various postage stamp and dental floss bikinis on their honeymoon. Be sure to scroll down for the closeups of the knitted bikini.

Apologies, Teresa- I’m a typical randy male, as my wife will attest.