Internet will be full by 2010- or so says AT&T doofus
According to Jim Cicconi, "Vice president of legislative affairs" at AT&T, the whole Internet will be completely full by 2010. If you believe Jim, 20 typical households in 2010 will…
I have an asshole. I have an opinion. Any questions?
How not to show off your piercings…
I’ve often wondered how the pre-flight security checks handle people with “intimate piercings”: now I know. Rather rudely, apparently.
On the one hand, I can feel sorry for the poor woman who was forced to rip her nipple piercing out with a pair of pliers…
On the other hand…
Worthless bags of feces attack epileptics
I have very little patience for people online who think it is their right to disrupt, harass, and harm others purely because they can. I am talking about griefers: a…
“Global warming”, my ass
I'm looking out the window into our back yard, where we have several big flower bushes with hundreds of flowers in bloom. It is spring... except for the little fact…
Man accused of rape + murder claims he didn’t know she was dead…
I apologize in advance for making light of a tragic and horrifying circumstance. But the defense put forth by a man in Britain accused of raping and murdering a young…
Top issue for 2008 U.S Election? Bullshit…
I found this parody video from the Onion to be a bit too close to the mark... https://youtu.be/viVAAy_qkx0?si=NrrWha0gry5AoNBi The truth is, I suppose, that the "real" issues are too hard…
Barack Obama: Yes We Can
I don't know much about the U.S. elections. I've sort of been absorbing the democratic nominations... I think I would be more or less happy with either Hillary or Barack…
One of my predictions already half-true: Taunting a factor in tiger attack
My 2008 predictions are already coming true! Apparently, the three young men who were attacked by the Siberian tiger at the San Francisco zoo were drunk and stoned on marijuana,…
Kelly’s predictions for 2008
I think the tradition of making predictions of the future near the turn of the New Year is vacuous and stupid. That's why I'm planning on making predictions for the…
Japanese Culture, my ass…
There is no culturally significant reason for killing whales, I don't care what the Japanese government says...and apparently my opinion is shared by Wired blogger Tony Long. I am already…