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Hackers are like painters…

I'm a hacker...not a security hacker, not a script kiddy, but an old school, widget-writing code developer. I write code, I don't theorize about it.

But I've always felt guilty. My brief stint in University (I dropped out of Honours Comp. Sci after about six months) made me feel like real computing science was all about mathematics and set theory. Then I found this article by Paul Graham, which really hit a chord with me.

Basically, Paul's suggestion is that Computing Science is, for many people, not a science. Instead, it is more akin to an art form. Coders like myself don't write out some mathematical theory for a program, then transcribe it. Instead, we work with materials and theories to create. Some of what we do is sketching, some of it transcends mere sketching and becomes "beautiful". But it is a far cry from a formal science for many (most?) programmers.

Just like a good artist or architect, good hackers don't program randomly: we start with a theme or a context (the requirements for an application, a problem that needs to be solved), and create something "organically" that fulfills or perhaps transcends our original intent.

I've spent a good chunk of my life feeling guilty, or sometimes angry, regarding the way I code versus the way I had been taught I was *supposed* to code. Paul's article helped me see this in a different light. In fact, its encouraged me to dig a bit more into theory: not because I feel I have to, but because it might help me be a better coder.

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Okay, so I was fooled

You may recall my story about the amazing stock trader, Andrew Carlssin, who claimed to be from the future.

Well, I was fooled. I didn’t read the fine print regarding where that story came from. It originated on Weekly World News, and was reprinted all over the net. Apparently, the SEC and FBI were flooded by calls from news agencies to verify the story, so at least I wasn’t the only one who got sucked in. (more…)

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HTML rendering crashes Internet Explorer…

Everyone knows that Microsoft products are the subject of a great deal of hacker attention. Sure, Microsoft hasn’t in the past been very good about securing their products, but with all the script kiddies and coders making them their #1 target, it isn’t too surprising that problems keep cropping up. (more…)

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Hindsight: Views on the Iraq War

Warning: the following is my current opinion. As my sagely nephew often says, Opinions are like a$$holes...

George W. Bush ("Dubblya" to his friends) said that the American people had to strike against the "axis of evil". Thousands went to war, and I think the battle went as cleanly and quickly as any of us could have hoped. But what was it about? And what happens now?

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This guy is nuts…but what if…?

There is a guy currently in jail in New York for the crime of making too much money too quickly on the stock market. He started with $800 and, in two weeks, had a stock portfolio worth over $350 million. He did this on in a mere 126 trades, every single one of them successful.

But that isn't the interesting part. The interesting part is that he says he's from the future...

Andrew Carlssin says that he's from the year 2256, and that he travelled back in time with the knowledge that our time period was one of the low points in the stock market's history. He also had a list of the key stocks and dates to buy. All he wants to do is go back to his time machine and travel back to his own time: if he's set free, he'll reveal the location of Osama Bin Laden, and will provide a cure for AIDS.

Okay, the guy is nutty as a fruitcake. But the claim that he is benefitting from insider trading seems pretty darned far-fetched as well. 126 perfect trades? 126 different stocks? This guy must have a freaking huge list of "insiders", all of whom know exactly how some announcement or another is going to drive their stock. Doesn't this seem just the teensiest bit unlikely?

So, how did he make 126 perfect and ultra-highrisk trades in a row? Furthermore, there is no record of this guy existing prior to December, 2002. Maybe he is from the future...

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Darn news feeds…

Half of the "stuff" on my site seemed to break all in one weekend. And it wasn't even my fault!

I'm referring to the newsfeeds I have here. Two of them died- my Google news (top of the page) and Slashdot (formerly lower left of the main page).

Google news normally sits at the top of the main page. The headlines are "scraped" from their site ever couple of hours (supposedly). Well, the RSS service I was using stopped being updated late last week. I think I've may have figured out why: based on some testing I did with some scripts I found for doing this, it looks like Google is blocking attempts to read the site with tools that don't identify themselves as certain "standard" browser types. I hacked a workaround using php-CURL (which lets me change the client agent (browser) identification header sent when my server connects to Google. Unfortunately, its not quite working properly yet. Hopefully later this week- for now, those links at the top of the page are dead.

Slashdot...it seems my server has been "banned" (check this page out, and look for "My RSS reader tells me I was banned!" for details)for accessing their site "too often" or something. I have two web pages that used to do hourly refreshes. Barring something freaky, this shouldn't generate more than two queries an hour...but maybe Slashdot has gotten more picky lately. Also, maybe someone has spoofed my server's IP- I sent a message to Slashdot to see if they can give me some clues why my server has been banned. For now, I've turned my Slashdot feeds off.

Oh, and I have all the parts for rebuilding my server here (see my previous article), but between having to work this weekend, sick cats, and the problems mentioned here I didn't end up with any time to spare).

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Sick cats, sick me…

The little cat Irene brought home seems to have been a feline version of Typhoid Mary. She came complete with some sort of upper respiratory tract infection that has spread through our other cats.

I can hear you saying "but don't you keep new cats in isolation?" And the answer would be "uhm, yeah, sort of, well, for a few minutes, maybe." I think there was an element of "the kitten is cute: she should meet the other cats" mixed with "it sure would be nice to get past this awkward stage where our house is totally disrupted" feelings. Anyway, she was only in isolation for about 24 hours. And she was sick within 48. Here we are a week later, and half the cats in the house are under the weather.

Rommel, of course, is the worst hit. I say "of course" because I am a firm believer in Murphy. If you are about to go on a long car drive, that's the day your car will break down. If you have nearly maxed out your credit cards, thats just when you'll lose your job. And, if a cat is going to get really sick, its naturally going to be the cat that is the worst possible patient.

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Computerholics Anonymous, here I come…

Hello, my name is Kelly, and I'm addicted to technology.

It all started innocently enough. Like a lot of youngsters, I had to try it out. Just once...it wasn't like it was going to be a regular thing. That first Apple II was pure bliss...but it was the beginning of a never-ending spiral into some microchip-besotted hell.

What the heck am I rambling about? Well...

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Protecting the world from Terrorist phone standards…

Oh my goodness. You have to hand it to some politicians. Here we are, in the second week of the Iraq war, which will probably result in thousands of dead and tens of thousands injured.

And what is the big, important policy statement being pushed for by Republican Congressman Darrell Issa? Is it a drive for a swift end to the war? Focus on other terrorist-harbouring nations? Nope...its the selection of a digital phone standard to be used when rebuilding Iraq.

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