Today we have our federal election here in Canada. I am not a big fan of politicians, but I guess I have to participate in the electoral process. So, I’ll go and put my X in a box, voting in party that will probably find some way to screw up my life, waste my money, or damage my confidence in elected officials.
Or all three…
In any case, I think I will perform a feat of great mental power. I’ll use my mind to pierce the veil of Time itself, and predict the outcome of Canada’s federal election. I predict that the Conservative party will win the election, and will acquire a small majority. I’ll go further and say that that majority will amount to a handful of seats, such that a vote can be swung if a few Conservatives are sick that day or disagree with the party line.
If I’m right, do I get some sort of special prize?
UPDATE: The Conservatives won, but they only won by a minority. We have another lame duck government: yay!