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NSFW: A totally different way to promote net neutrality…

Posted by Kelly Adams on April 25th, 2008 Print This Post Print This Post

Tania Derveaux supports net neutrality. That’s great, but the way she has chosen to demonstrate her support is a bit unique.

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The basic idea: if you are a geek who supports net neutrality and are a virgin, Tania will have sex with you for free. I guess that solves one of your problems… There are some conditions for the offer: surprise buttsex is out (but apparently it’s okay if it isn’t a surprise), and she reserves the right to hurt your manhood badly if you were lying about a virgin or otherwise attempt to violate the terms of … service.

As I understand it, Tania’s “don’t stay virgin” campaign is a bit of a double-entendre response to Virgin Media’s “net neutrality is bollocks” comments a couple of weeks or so ago. Apparently Tania is a member of the NEE party in Belgium, which I guess is more of a political protest group than a political party. She previously made an equally unusual offer as part of her political campaign:

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As I understand it, this advertisement campaign was in response to another political party’s apparently bogus claim to offer 400,000 new jobs as part of their strategy.

I must say that, as political promises go, Tania’s offerings certainly do get some attention. Well, at least from half the population…

2 Responses to “NSFW: A totally different way to promote net neutrality…”

  1. Chris Says:

    That’s the problem with political promises … they never deliver ;)

  2. Kelly Adams Says:

    Truth is, I’m not too clear on whether Tania’s sex offer is a joke-joke (as in, you sign up for the free sex and get a box labelled “Free sex inside”, with a card labelled “sex” enclosed within), or a crazy stunt with some real sex involved. I’m pretty sure it is more the former than the latter, and needless to say it could turn into something pretty embarrassing for a geeky virgin if a camera crew shows up at his house and says “Jokes on you, you little pervert!”

    Certainly, she never actually delivered on the … oral gratification promise. But fundamentally, if she never delivers on her promises, that is the ultimate parody of the average politician, is it not? And I can’t fault her campaign posters…

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