I suspect Ugak had some nice concoction of fermented berries, grain and mushrooms that probably had him following the white rabit the whole time 😉 But he probably only had to pay 2 goats… which in todays market would be a bargain *lol*

Oblivions, I wouldn’t worry … I’ve sat and watched you drink 4 l of milk and crack open bones… I think your teeth are made of more durable stuff like adamantine.