It’s the secret transmitter they put in your jaw that will have you hearing secret messages from Al Queada; “George Bush is a Weenie, Hairy women are sexy, Democracy is for Camel lovers” and the like.

It’s conflicting with the secret transmitter microsoft has already implanted in your skull; “Bill is a genius, Vista is the best operating system ever … and we really mean it this time, not like when we said it for all the other versions of windows … linux is the spawn of satan.”

It’s no wonder you are confused and your wife has to tell you what to do all the time! 😀