I’m sure they probably provide poor people to inhale deeply when the air is impure, and likewise to throw themselves upon any flames that occur to douse them with their otherwise worthless bodies.

I can’t imagine wanting to drive myself around in a place like New York. On the other hand, if I were rich I’d probably want to drive some of those fancy cars once in a while…just not in New York city 🙂 I agree with your other point about drunk driving celebs- I can’t understand why someone going out to “party” would drive themselves if they could afford to do otherwise.