You have to become one of those “reviewer” folks. Why back in the day before the web, I hear tell they even used to get stuff free, just as long as they would try it out and write about it! Imagine!

Of course, nowadays everyone with a blog is a critic, so you have to do something novel, like be a woman and do your reviews half naked, or develop a charming witty writing style …

Mmmm … Maybe you should just sell or trade you old stuff on e-bay? 😉