Hehe… skill saw 😉 When I first read this, I had to google to make sure what type of saw they were referring to. And of course, I kept wondering: why would anyone think turning a power tool into a sex toy is a good idea? More research revealed (warning: definitely *NOT* safe for work) this product. They have a whole collection of attachments to turn a reciprocating saw into a sex toy. Now *I’m* speechless…

Here’s the thing: the “commercial” “turn your saber saw into sex toy” products *replace* the blade with a smooth metal rod, to which can then be added an appropriate dildo. This is where our intrepid boyfriend from the news story went off the rails: he decided to build his own and, instead of replacing the blade with a comparably safe metal rod, he attached the dildo directly onto an actual cutting blade. Note that I say “he” perhaps unfairly: it could be that the guy came home to find his girlfriend had rigged up his power tool, and she said “wanna give it a go, honey?” But somehow I sense the actual assembly, if not the idea itself, is something the man would come up with.

Its one of those things that, the more you dig, the more you realize that there is an entire world about which you know nothing. A world where men and women use power tools, medical devices, and all manner of clamps and straps to get their jollies. It must make for some interesting days in the emergency rooms of hospitals all around the world…