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The Sword and the Sorcerer… a tale of my aging memory

I spent a couple of hours this weekend trying to remember the name of a movie I vaguely recall watching many years ago. It was back in the ’80s, during the era of Conan and its imitators: the era of Sword and Sorcery movies. I recall the film being kind of fun: a first rate B movie, if that makes sense. Yet I couldn’t recall a title or, with any certainty, the details of the plot.

I remembered two scenes from the movie, and possibly a third one. I wasn’t sure if perhaps I was misremembering, and combining these scenes from several different movies together into some sort of frankenmemory. I recounted my vague recollections to my nephew Shane when we were talking about other movies, and to my friend Chris, who I recall was there when I saw this particular flick all those years ago.

The scenes I remember were as follows.

Shane thought I might be talking about Flesh and Blood [1], a classic “medieval setting” movie from the same period. I remember seeing that movie as well, and it is another one I enjoyed… but it wasn’t the right movie. My friend Chris tried to help me, but directed me to another “close but no match” entry in the genre: DeathStalker 2. [2] Once I found a couple of grainy clips from it I realized it wasn’t what I was remembering. Unlike the movie I recalled, DeathStalker 2 seemed to be burdened with painfully wooden and downright bad acting- yeah, I know, this is sort of the forte of B movies, but the movie I recalled was humorous, not painful.

So, why was I seeking this barely recollected movie out? For some reason, it has bubbled up through my conscious mind as a “happy” piece of my youth. I remember talking about the main character in Dungeons and Dragons terms. He was obviously a ninth or tenth level fighter, and you could almost imagine the writers being gamers based on how the scenes played out. The bad guys assaulting the girl were obviously first level- beating them to a pulp with a turkey leg would be easy, and drawing a sword would almost be unsporting. Spikes through the hands? Just like in D&D, if the injury didn’t kill the warrior, it didn’t really “count”. And the hand-spikes make great weapons. Pop them out a moment later and you can grab a sword and start slaying bad guys without any signs of injury: after all, those spikes did maybe ten or twelve hitpoints of damage, tops, and a tenth level fighter probably has 100 hitpoints. Truly, it was classic stuff.

I did actually ultimately find the movie I was remembering: The Sword and the Sorcerer [3]. How did I find it? By entering the genre search phrase “sword and sorcery” into various search engines- little did I know the the movie I was looking for had such an obvious name. I found a more complete review of the movie with some screen shots [4], then found a place to download the whole thing. I won’t bother recording where exactly, since the link I used will probably be gone by the time you read this: suffice it to say that a torrent of bits can be very helpful in finding some content that is out of circulation these days. I watched the whole movie, and it has all the pieces I remember, plus a few I had forgotten completely like the three-bladed sword.

Was The Sword and the Sorcerer as good and/or as much fun as I recall? Yes, actually- the humor still works, the action is well paced, the acting is reasonably skillful and, given the age of the film. the special effects aren’t too bad. I was surprised to find that the movie made over $40 million in its original release and, if you watch the closing credits, there was a sequel planned. The sequel was never made, though- probably a good thing, given how rarely a sequel lives up to the standards of the original. I also stumbled across several other movies from that era