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Paris to save the Drunken Elephants…

Apparently, elephants in India are getting drunk, and Paris Hilton wants us all to do something about it.

Apparently the idea of not giving the elephants any alcohol never occurred to anyone. I suppose I can forgive Paris for not thinking of this- she is, after all, a complete moron. But I’ve generally thought Indians were at least marginally smarter than the average American hotel heiress…

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